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When a man is standing and a girl sits on shoulders supported by the man and he preforms oral sex.. while standing.
Man.. I put that girl in the high chair and eat that pussy until she melted..
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Just school. Quit your B&Ming you little shits.
1. OMG that big jock picked on mE!!!!1 its so horrible! ill nevER seE him again in 4 years so i should flip shit and have an angsty online journal!!!!
2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today!!?? lol! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise!!! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube.
3. Get a grip, you pussies.
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some creepy little monster dolls used to make little girls believe that their best friends are monsters in disguise
Girl: I think I'm actually a vampire just like Draculara in Monster High and I'll be best friends with other monsters in high school!
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School for gettin' high!
Junior high really only preps you for gettin' high. High school is where you truly end up meeting the people you need to know to learn how to get positively Blizzitzed!
"you goin' to school, fool?"
"yeah, bro'...we gettin' high as a mofo today, feel me?!"
"Hell yeah, now I know why we call it High School, yo, bwahahahahahaha!
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dude i just got a new high definition tv!
Thats awesome now you can see like an asian!
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It is what YOU make of it. sheeeesh
Bob: I was such a loser in high school. When I got invited to parties and games, I never went.
Lucy: Well, when EYE was in high school, I might not have been the most known girl in school but whenever I got a chance to do something fun, I jumped at it!
Bob: Oh. Okay.
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A sub-form of fratku, which is itself a variant of haiku. A three-line poem about marijuana. Must follow a strict 5-7-5 syllable count.
Sample high-ku:
Herbal remedy:
Rid yourself of all your ills.
Then laugh your ass off.
I love the U.S.,
it’s as perfect as I, though
not nearly so high.
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