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Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses
Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?
Rolling up some fire ass weed.
Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?
The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot