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When you post a video on Youtube that gets a 5-star rating.
The video that I posted on Youtube last week helped me achieve 5-star fame!
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This is a phrase for team that is garbage and the opposite of the all star team. The inventor is named Landon Wright he thought up this innovative invention. The league of sports will pick out the worst players and have a tournament and whoever wins gets a trophy because they are the best losers and whoever loses gets a trophy because they are the worst losers.
Minkus " Bro I'm so good at baseball I'm gonna make all stars"
You "Dude you suck you'll play on the non-star team"
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When you fuck the fattest chick you know and she's laying completely naked like Jabba The Hut. Then you slime all over her body.
Tony did a dirty Star Wars on the Fat-ass substitute
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A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
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The worst school in existence. I did an experiment and put a negative, LEGIT review on their google reviews site, and it got taken down 30 minutes later. The staff is butthurt, and once they saw the review they asked their little friends to make nice fake reviews about the school.
13 out of the 15 students in my class left, I was one of the 2 remaining students. New students came to the school, and they got withdrawn from the school too, wtf. Lucky kids who left.
The staff will refuse to show you the withdrawal rate because it's VERY high.
Fun fact: I attempted suicide because of this school.
The teachers are pissed off pieces of crap, and get pissed if you ask questions. Scrublords. If a student gets bullied, nobody in the school tries to help the poor kid.
Person 1: Did you see that kid? He goes to Chaparral Star Academy.
Person 2: Poor child. I hope he doesn't commit suicide.
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In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton
Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars
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MAHESH BABU IS THE BIGGEST STAR IN ELUFU FILM INDUSTRY WITH HUGE CRAZE AND FAN FOLLOWING
MAHESH BABU IS THE BIGGEST STAR IN TFI
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