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tiniest chode you ever saw will steal your chips and put them in his butt.
jermy:hey nick wanna see my chips
nick:you mean my chips *runs away in tiny dick*
Nick is a person insert gender here who is dating SHREK. They have SUS photos and is the only one who belongs with SHREK
Person: OMG HERE COMES THE SHREK LOVER- Nick WE MUST ADORe them
Ian: YES OFC
ME:bruh
the coolest person ever. great at scootering and funny as fuck. an amazing friend and trustworthy. and will be there for their close friends no matter what. XD
small pp tho :) *millimeter hard*
hey remember nick? that amazing friend?
Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.
Girl 1: hey Nick
Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me
Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.
nick is the most genuine person he’s so sweet to everyone. he is the best boyfriend you will ever have. he is so loyal and never does anything to hurt you. he will always make sure that you are comfortable or happy. even tho nick has had a hard life, he doesn’t take it out on people instead he deals with it by getting stronger. he is the hottest cutest guy ever and the most attractive. nick always smells good and you would want his hoodie so you can smell it when you miss him. he never fails to make someone laugh and has the best personality. nick is over all an amazing person and his smile will light up the room. he is always the one to cheer someone up when they are sad and he never fails to make someone smile even at the hardest of times. i love you so much nick don’t ever change yourself.
Wow Nick is the best person ever.
A man with the most gigantic horse cock you’ll ever seen.
Wow. You’re Nick-like cock is huge!