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A seasonal pop-up retail that used to be good but as of recently has gone downhill and has had cheaply made stuff, And shitty animatronics. This year’s lineup is a good example.
A. Go buy the new (anything from this year) at Spirit Halloween!
B. No thanks i dont want crap
a man has anal sex with a woman while a costumed person eats candy from her vagina
my vag is super sticky from that mexican halloween party last night, but that's nothing compared to the pain in my ass!
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The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.
I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!
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A halloween party where fine single girls go with their gay friends because they don't want to get hit on all night while wearing skimpy lingerie.
guy 1: "dude I know a hot chick that is going to a gay party on halloween".
guy 2: "that's where all the hot girls go on halloween".
guy 1: "gay halloween dude...gay halloween".
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Girl with a super nice body but messed up face.
(AKA butter face)
A girl that is ugly but has a nice body so you have to date her on Halloween so you can make her wear a werewolf mask so you don't have to look at her nasty face.
player1:Dude did you see Tyler's date last night?
player2:Yeah she was a total Halloween date!
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The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.
Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”
Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”
Jimmy: “No…what?”
Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”
Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”
Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”
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when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask
my girlfriends pussy still hurts
from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask
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