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To do something better than it has ever been done by anyone before.
Jay-Z's music is chasing history. His quote from Charlie Rose interview.
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A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
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An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
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One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
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A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.
I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
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1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.
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Getting a Blowjob from your history teacher
Oh man. Ms. P gave me some Oral History lessons last night
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