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Where a girl is on her period and she sits on a subway seat and leaves a pussy kiss of blood. ewwwwwWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWW
That slut just left a subway kiss behind.
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n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.
Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.
John: That's normal, her dog is cool.
Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.
John: Oh.
Harrison: I obliged.
John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.
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the lettuce and cheese that was once in your sandwich. there is usually some ends of bread ends in there. there might be some shredded cheese in there too
guy 1 want my subway scraps?
guy 2 no man i still got my sandwich
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The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.
or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
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The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.
or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."
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A sandwich artist who doesn't fit that job.
A low-life being who needs to work at Subway, just 'cause he/she can't find real work.
Mostly young NEET people who can't do anything else.
Guy 1: You heard Bob works at Subway.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's now a subway bitch.
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Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.
Tony and Jim just got done doing a Subway Surf, so Tonys butt is sore.
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