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n. 1) doing something incredibly stupid by accident, usually resulting in a core router or production database being shut down.
running 'route delete default' or 'ipfw add 0001 reset ip from any' from a remote SSH connection
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Sudden urge to eat food from McDonald's.
"I'm having a serious Mac-attack; could you spare me a dollar so I can get some fries?"
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n. A sudden and unexpected series of flashbacks and memories to the best summer of all time at Havard SSP
Goshdarnit! I just had a Harv Attack.
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Going to Wikipedia with the intention of quickly looking up some facts or background on a given topic or person and getting sucked into article after article with each article getting farther away from the topic you originally looked up. A typical Wikipedia attack will last at least 30-45 minutes.
"I'm late because I wanted to double check Whoppi Goldberg's birthday but I had a Wikipedia attack and by the time you called me to see why I was late I was reading about UPS."
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After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)
"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"
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The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously
Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
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A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.
Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.
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