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Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.
- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.
When you premature a polish brunch.
Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.
Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.
I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!
This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.
I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo
when you jack off using soap/shampoo
i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower
When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”
“I shampooed.”
White sticky stuff that gets in your hair
John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum
John: NO ITS SHAMPOO