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Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.
Maybe you could be at work on time if you'd travel a little quicker than a Black Year.
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A term that refers to the race of humans most recently decended from Africa, regardless of current country of residence. The exception is that it doesn't normally refer to people of Egyptian decent, since they appear to be mostly closely aasociated with Brown People.
Some black people are now Canadian, but there ancestors are still from Africa.
I don't think Egyptians count as black people.
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The color or use of this is mainly used today as describing a person or object as being it.
"My Cable Modem Is Black"
"Wow that guy is Black as night"
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A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".
"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me
"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me
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A commonly used expression by emos explaining their (usually) bad day or an unfortunate event.
"Damn, i didn't have enough money to buy tickets to the dashboard confessional show and now i will miss it. My life is a black abyss"
"My life is a black abyss. I can't believe I have to go to this prison of a school everyday."
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The act of consuming two or more large steaks in one night and then passing out in your grandmother's sweater.
Last night I went totally Black Angus on a couple of T-bones and then passed out in my granny's afghan!
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Lame-ass emo wannabes who pretend to be 'deep', 'melancholy', or 'misundrstood' while in actuality are some of the bubbliest, shallowest people on the planet. Usually have infatuations with Twilight, Chharlie the unicorn, and cheap emo bands they probably don't even listen to.
Sorry I'm late. I got caught behind the preps in black at Hot Topic, and had to stand there for an hour while they wrung up their wristbands and talked about Twilight.
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