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Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual
Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!
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When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.
1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!
When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong
I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow
One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen
Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.
Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.
After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.
A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.
I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.
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A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.
That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.
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