Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

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Meat whore

Someone who is obsessed with meat. Bacon for breakfast, hamburger for lunch, and steak for dinner. These are the people who would eat a live chicken or a moose's cock if it could earn them a few bucks. They hunt and fish with their sons day and night and are often diehard Republicans who are religious as fuck and often send their kids to school wearing camo pants. They almost always have a deep hatred for all vegans and vegetarians, and ask them questions about if they would eat a pig if they were on a deserted island. They would stab their mom for a slim jim and would assassinate the CEO of PETA for some fried chicken.

Jessica: I told John that I was thinking of becoming a vegan, and he bitch-slapped me!
Marissa: OMG, he is SUCH a meat whore!

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Jaw Meat

The stuff you bite off on accident. Usually when your eating too fast, or chewing gum, or just not paying attention. After which you spend the whole day licking the inside of your mouth because some how you think it will make it heal quicker.

Los: *scarfing roast beef Ramen* ...ouch!

Kev: Jaw meat, again. Fuckin rookie.

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Meat Group

When little midge bugs fly Kamikaze style into your glass of whiskey and you can't be bothered picking them out so you call out 'meat group' as you finish off your drink.

"Look at that another Kamikaze style bomber has landed in my drink. Oh well, 'MEAT GROUP' "
Skulls rest of drink.

Meat Butterfly

One of the most repulsive synonyms for female genitalia.

1.) Have you seen her Meat Butterfly?
2.) Daddy nooooo, don't put your swizzle stick in my meat butterfly.
3.) Baby, do you mind tasting my meat butterfly?

Meat Treat

When you decide that instead of using your last bit of stomach space for dessert, you decide to help yourself to another portion of meat.

That steak was so delicious that I decided to have another piece instead of an ice cream sandwich. What a delicious meat treat!

Meat Racket

When you have powerful over sized hands of doom. A person with meat rackets can usually palm things in his/her hands, such as basket balls, bowling balls, and small cars.

Brad doesn't need any special equipment to play tennis. He just uses his meat rackets.

I got a high five from one of Brad's meat rackets. I should get the cast off in a few months.