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A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
I just did the deers antler on my wife last night
when a guy jacks off
masturbation
mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer
It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob
Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass
Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer
A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.
WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!
When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
Is when you go hunting and you don't you just drink beer
It's the second week of deer camp and all the guys are here we never go out we just play cards and never shoot snow deer the only time we leave the camp is when we go for beer