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Someone who likes all your instagram pictures but won't follow you. Or someone who lives under a bridge, is extremely rude, and somehow manages to have the capability to use Instagram.
Abbey: Hey wanna know how to piss me off?
Dan: How?
Abbey: Like all my freaking Instagram photos and DON'T FOLLOW ME, INSTAGRAM TROLL DIE.
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The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.
1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!
2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.
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A virus that promotes products and services on Instagram and tries to take viral photos as a marketing gimmick in exchange for being transmitted between humans.
That rabies fellow keeps sharing posts about dog food, I wonder how many dog lives that fucking Instagram influenza receives in kickbacks.
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They posts photos of themselves on Instagram and call themselves “models” . They aren’t actual super models but they try to look like them. They usually have many social media accounts but use Instagram the most. They are basically public figures . Ex. @bellafashionblogger
“What’s her job?”
“ she’s an Instagram model”
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An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.
Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"
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Instagram Baddie: A baddie who is instagram famous for being a baddie. Famous for being beautiful, spreading trends, having on point brows, and an unspoken confidence.
A baddie is a girl who is always on fleek. Her makeup is effortlessly flawless, she's up to date on every trend, and she never ceases to slay. A baddie will usually follow the basic clothing color schemes of nude, mauves, beiges, plums, and browns.
Her style is a mix of classy meets bad ass. She is the type of girl covered in nike and adidas streetwear, at the same time sporting designer watches and versace jeans.
A true baddie can practically have any guy she wants and is the ultimate package. She has taste, class, and is a perfectionist with everything she does - from her make-up ability to her intellectual level. She's confident within herself and never hates on other women.
On the contrary- A baddie will bring out the worst in other women, causing her to have insecure haters and jealous girl friends. In return, it is hard for her to make real friends and she will only have a small yet close circle. If you are chosen to be a part of this circle, you're lucky to get to know the real her. A true baddie is loyal and upfront, and will always be there for her friends in need.
To dress like a baddie wear anything adidas, nike, basic, on fleek, and kylie jenner.
Jamal: "Dude! She has like 100k followers and I swear it looks like she just walked outta a magazine, how do I get her to notice me?"
Clyde: "She's an instagram baddie! Every guy here be thinking the same thought too. She don't chase, she chooses."
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One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.
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