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Absolutely stunning.. Beautiful inside and out.
Linda is truly one in a million that you will never ever encounter again in your life.
Her dirty laugh, teasing & wild nature will send sparks through your entire body. She's dirty in bed. Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart. All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.
She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell. Easy to get on with you'll instantly have a deep connection. She's your soul mate for life.
That girl Linda is a keeper, a dime piece.
Linda bedütet uf spanish süesses meitli ...
und ohh jaaa sie ish zuckersüess !
Ihres lache bringt de ganzi Rum zum strahle und ihri ahweseheit macht eim eifach glücklich. Wen du eh Linda als Bestikollegin hesh den hesh gunne !
Viel würded sege sie ish shüch aber au nur vo fremde bi anderne phüü isch sie lut .. Mit ihre chammer eifach alles mache sie lost immer zue und ish eifach da sie het es herz us gold! und wemmer eh linda het döff mer sie niemals loslah Sie ish alles was ich bruch #1
wow hesch das lache gse ?
Ja, sone linda
most amazing girl in the world and vanessa s bestfriend
hey there is vanessa and linda her bestfriend lol 😂
There are many Linda's but this specific one is a different Linda. A snake if you may. A snake that slithers into your life and pretends to be your friend until it's already too late. Linda will try to penetrate your friend groups and attempt to take them as her own. Even though most people will see right through this terrible creature some won't realize until Linda already has her slimy skin wrapped around them.
P1: Hey who's that?
P2 : Some chick named Linda
P1 : Oh fuck that shit. Mfs a snake innit
1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.