When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
When your microwave is strait fire
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?
Barack: *checks obama microwave*
Barack: It's lit
Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
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A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.
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