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When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts
(cris) you got that joint?
(bob) yeah i do..
(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to
get munchies for the desert trip
(bob) im down..
A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert
She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck
When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...
My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.
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noun. A person, usually male, who enters and stays in the desert (for an extended period of time) with the intent of shooting rockets, live fire, and paintballs.
David shot his foot while on a desert rat trip; he should stay in the city from now on.
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When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.
He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.
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a shitty gun or a perverted grandma that for some reason lives in the desert
oh shit that desert weagle has a desert weagle
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