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Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
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the piss that you take in relief immediatly after achieving a goal
i just finishes fixing my laptop thats been broken for 2 years im so happy
now,... i have to take a victory piss
(true story)
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1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.
Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.
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The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.
They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!
How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?
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A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
Andrew: guess what guys i just got a victory royale!
Josh: nobody fucking cares andrew!
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When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money
Joe has a flawless victory
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A record label, noted for its usual conservative/mainstream attitude, which has produced very few noteworthy bands and has instead promoted the likes of Silverstein, Atreyu, Thursday and other such surefire hits.
However, they also support the fearsome and wonderfully innovative Between the Buried and Me, so I am glad they exist.
They do also feature a few chill punk/alt/hardcore acts, like The Tossers and Comeback Kid.
Essentially, a minor record label which acts like a major record label.
Wow, did you hear that new Silverstein album? What a terrible waste of studio time.
Colors is too beautiful an album to be on Victory Records.
Comeback Kid aren't bad, but I prefer Cancer Bats.
Remember though, kids, it's not the label that counts, it's the band.
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