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When a man hugs a person with an erection.
Kim: So how was the party?
Suzanne: Fine, until Matt gave me a pants led hug.
Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.
While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.
Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."
A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.
person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants
A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.
Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'
JJ: Nooahh
The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6
*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"