White Striped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Striped!!!

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Matthew White

Some one who is astonishley handsome, has the gift of an abundance of body hair, as well as a body of a god. Eyes are so mezmorizing, and a smile that would charm a rattlesnake. If their middle name is Ronald they are especially unique and holy. Most are immortal. If you have a Matthew White in your life, don't take it for granted.

Dayyum, is that a Matthew White? Imma being gettin with that later.

OMG it is Matthew White out here! It's like 104 degrees.

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White Hurricane

a common sexual practice among those with sneeze fetishes in which a man ejaculates in the nostrils of his partner and then tickles their nose causing them to sneeze a mixture of mucus, saliva, and semen onto face of the recipient.

" after a stressful day of class Peter likes to unwind with a white hurricane to the face"

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White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.

It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.

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white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

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white box

1. Caucasian virgin female.
2. Caucasian woman who shaves to look pre-pubescent.

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White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

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