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3.8 inches
dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
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Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.
Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.
Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.
Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.
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A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"
Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
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the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body
dave penis shafted your mom last night
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A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected
That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.
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When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.
Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.
It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.
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Decorative tassel hanging from male genitalia. Often used for sexual pleasure.
Michelle bought a penis tassel for her dirty boyfriend.
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