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Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex

boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter

by insazian April 24, 2011


twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022


Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.

Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.

by little jimmy dickens April 11, 2011


Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.

Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021


An twat

Name of a person with a small penis that enjoys giving oral sex to females while fingering there anus

He an twat Ed me

by Fftjjdtj August 18, 2022


cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.

Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker

by BEKatPotsdam February 12, 2010


twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!

Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!

by Fishtangle January 9, 2019