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1. A mutation of the female genetalia possessed by ugly, angry and/or masculine looking girls. In addition to the regular vaginal region there are testicles hanging below. This condition is called a mut with balls and is quite common.
"Yuuuuuuuck that bitch has a mut with balls"
"It is my hypothesis that she has a mut with balls"
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when your ball sack smells from exercising and not washing the sweat and nut cheese off
"man i forgot to take a shower after practice now i got stank balls"
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To feed off of someone elses fame and call it your own
Aaron was totally ball draggin it when he bragged about being in the band Black Box Benefits when he didnt do shit
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An expression used when something is really cool or awesome.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with this really hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Balls tight!
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The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
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Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Oh no, I won't be sleeping with Jeff again. He was lurking in ball category 4!
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