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You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.
Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.
Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.
“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.
When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!
As good as things can get for a piece of shit
Friend: Life is fucking awful
Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect