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An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.
"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"
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The way by which a packet of crisps, bucket of popcorn, or any other kind of junk food, manages to disappear at an alarming rate while the eater suddenly feels an overwelming bloated sensation without even realising.
That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.
Jenny: Bloody hell where did all the Thai sweet chilli crisps go????
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.
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something you say when you don't want to talk to someone
bob - "you're a fag"
bill - (talk to the hand"
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"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.
Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
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When your hands and/or other limbs lose feeling and stay in cramped position while receiving great oral sex.
He went down on me for so long, I had dinosaur hands when I came!
He gave me dinosaur hands last night, he's a keeper.
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When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.
Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
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Corporate franchise employee(s) responsible for preparing food and drink for the general public regardless of the fact that said employee may have a phallic protrusion growing on their hand(s). Also note this condition may be worsened by the growth coming into contact with (or being used to stir) hot beverages. It should also be noted that although not required, the "Dick Hand" in question is not required to be covered by food safe latex gloves - but indefinitely should be. See also "Sticky Bag".
"My whole afternoon was farruged as that horrible Dick Hand molested my delicious beverage - that moment changed my for life forever."
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