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When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.
Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!
a.k.a.: "P-mail"
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
It is nearly impossible to run with my dog in the park because he is generally too focused on checking and responding to his pee-mail for us to gain any momentum.
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Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine
Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
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Is a term used when an Asian person is blackmailing or being blackmailed by someone
That’s yellow mail bro
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Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
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a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
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An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.
Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.
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