treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

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the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

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How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?

Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?