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Absolute legend who probs thought a rocket took them to Spain last year but managed to win a trophy in aircraft recognition. Pro navigators who can find any maccies even in the middle of bloody nowhere. Largely obsessed with anything shiny .Better than all of the cadet forces because we're posh and have brains, unlike army and sea cadets who are all abit thick.
Person 1. After dofe I fancy a maccies, do u know where one is?
Person 2. No were in the middle of nowhere
Person 1. Where's the nearest...
Air cadet 1. The nearest McDonald's is exactly 2.76827 miles from our current grid reference, according to my calculations it should take us 3 minutes to drive
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Referenced in Tech N9ne's "Hood go crazy".
"I'm lifted on purple hair thats bitchin, now that's what I call a fuckin Air technician"
Purple hair is a strain of weed so an Air technician is something or someone who can get you real high.
Got the plug for an air technician?, I need to lift off asap.
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To jump very high while engaging in any number of sports.
"I got some big air when I was in Maui sailboarding" or Michael Jordon gets big air everytime he slam dunks the ball.
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To begin a story, often in an online message board, but to have it fade into the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I'm fucking sick of kidiots who Bel-Air the forums all the time.
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little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
'hey look guys! he's got a "la-ser"!! hahaha! ain't that great!!!'
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A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.
Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
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A stupid dirty ass airline which every flight is delayed like 500 hours and they give u nothing to compensate. Also the food is dry as the fucking Sahara desert I mean like Ryanair’s gross lasagna tastes way better than this shit. Their planes are overcrowded with Indian aunties which hog all of the seats so no one can seat not to mention the cabin crew who don’t give a shit about anyone. They are rude and condescending because their planes are crowded with crying babies and 500 person families.
Air India is totally the best airline in the world.
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