lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

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Cunt Sausage

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.

Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!

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duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

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Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

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sausage bag

whence fornicating a girl in the anal cavity, you put your entire fist in her vagina and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your dick and give yourself a handjob. its the shit

sausage bag me now

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sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

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salute the sausage

To suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome

"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage in the bathroom last night?"

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