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Fuck-loogie

a mixture of salavia and cum produced from a hard throat fucking. Fuck-loogie's are often accompanied by a gagging or choking sound. Unlike a traditional loogie a fuck-loogie is not normaly spit out in public, but sometimes savered and in rare cases shared by the recipient with a third party.

A guy is pounding away on his womans tonsel's. He busts a huge nut.
woman tilts her head back gargles for a moment and leans over to kiss a random drunk chick they found a the bar as she does this she passes the contents in her mouth ( the Fuck-loogie) to her.

by dirtyJ May 25, 2012


Fuck while

A term used for when something is take way too fucking long.
Can also be referred to as how fucking long it’s been since something has happened.

“Man, it’s been a fuck while since I got laid.”

“Jesus, it’s been a fuck while, how long is it going to take to make my food?”

by JumpyMunkey April 30, 2021


fuck budge

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.

Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.

by jm2011 September 12, 2015


Fuck the luck

Devising your own destruction.

When you're lucky but you don't feel and get anything because of your own foolishness or blindness. Hence, you define your own path and don't depend on luck.

Example..

K - "Hey! You believe in luck?"
A - " fuck the luck! I own my present and future"

by Agent_of_chaos May 11, 2022


Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018


Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.

Shut your trap you useless fuck whistle.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob September 8, 2023


fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022