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show bro

This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:

1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show

2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"

3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.

4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually

1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"

"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."

by Dormsalot November 15, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bro water

A flavored fruit drink that is carbonated that you share with the bros when you don't want them touching your cold ones

"Hey bro, can i have a bro water?"

by StutterKing June 3, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Passport Bros

A class of Western men who adventurer to foreign environments in search of based females to engage in dedicated naked apron cooking as he walks by, smacks her ass and initiates baby-making.

Generally the result of supply and demand as their Western female counterpart no longer engage in mating rituals when in heat, preferring instead to simply roll over like a beached whale while repeating a monolog about Amy Schumer's vagene.

Leaving these traditional partners to "live their own truth", prioritize "self care" over home building and hate the "patriarchy", passport bros set out into the wilds in search of fairer game.

Buddy: I heard that guy became a passport bro to find a wife, after his childhood sweetheart transitioned into a non-binary gorilla.

Bud E: Oh word? Man, passport bros be gettin' all the best playthroughs. My girl thinks every day is a handmaids tale and hates kids. Maybe I'll join the club

by brocifus August 21, 2023

20πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Bro dude

A guy who works out a lot, takes steroids to bulk up, attends the gym every chance he can get.

He will also blow every penny he can on pot (see marijuana) & beer. This type of guy likes to sleep with a lot of girls that he picks up at bars.

He can be seen among other Bro dudes, especially in bro dude brawls.

Person A: Hey want to go to the bars tonight?

Person B: Naw, tonights bar night, all the Bro dudes are downtown

by Candleduck September 20, 2008

16πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bro Hug

A brief, manly embrace between two straight males.

Bro Hug Rules:
1. Always leave at least 1-inch of space between man parts.
2. Never gaze into each others eyes.
3. Minimum of 1-back slap required.
4. Maximum of 2-back slaps.
5. No groping or kissing of any kind.

by SundazeChild May 28, 2013

14πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Passport Bros

A group of American men, primarily of Black/African-American descent, who recently obtained a United States Passport due to being frustrated of women in the United States refusing them instant sexual access. Because of their lack of sexual access to women in their respective US state or city, they opted to travel to foreign, third-world countries outside of the United States for cheap, easy access to women in dire poverty.

Man, we are fed up with these American Women playing games, let’s get our passport. We the passport bros

by Truthshaman3 March 25, 2023

61πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Eskimo Bros

When two guys have sex with the same girl in the same night, at two different times. This is because in ice fishing a guy will create a hole, then another guy will fish in it during the same day, but the next day the ice freezes over.

Dude one: I hade sex with that girl last night!
Dude two: Woah! Me too!
Dude one: no way! Now we are Eskimo bros!!

by Parker_Lee March 22, 2017

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