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A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.
Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.
Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”
person two “cant, im at my dads house”
Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.
I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.