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Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy
Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."
Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!
There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.
A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
An uncommon name for marijuana
Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday