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To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.
Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.
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When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.
Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”
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In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.
"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule
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When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.
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Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.
After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.
He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.
"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"
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My future husband.
Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...
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a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals
I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.
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