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a vigorous humping up the rangers end.
"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
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when some one has dirty sex with someones ass hole. usually gay sex
wow dan loves his dirty bum sex
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A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".
The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.
Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.
Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"
BROTHER 1 WINS!
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One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher
"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"
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When a person with a full-time professional career (i.e. doctor, engineer, lawyer) spends all their extra money and free time on high end ski gear and ski trips. Professional ski bums live for winter and will spend any amount of money and PTO to indulge their powder hound desires. Within reason. Professional ski bums are differentiated from regular ski bums by their desires to also own a home, have a girlfriend, a nice car, a career, a retirement plan, and to smell nice.
Professional Ski Bum 1: I have saved up 20 days of PTO! We should take a killer trip to Chamonix this season!
Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!
Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?
Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.
Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!
Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.
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The Baby Bum Generation is composed of individuals born during the period between 1946 and 1964.
Their generation is know for greatly increasing the national debt, not paying their share of taxes and guaranteeing themselves generous retirement entitlements.
They decided that paying for their debts would best be handled by following generations of people.
Nexus 7 Teaching Robot: "That concludes our discussion of 20th and 21st century history. I am free to answer questions now."
Billy432212: "M. Teacher, I thought the Baby Bum Generation did have some redeeming qualities."
Nexus 7 Teaching Robot: "You are correct Billy 432212, That generation did make great strides in environmental and civil rights."
Billy432212: "M. Teacher, then why does history look down upon this generation?"
Nexus 7 Teaching Robot: "Because they were bums that didn't pay their bills!"
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While having anal sex with a girl, to sprinkle the salty powder from the bottom of a dry roasted peanut packet onto your cock so iot grinds into her arse.
I dry bum roasted her last night, she loved the grity salty roasting sensation.
The mucky bitch.
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