half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.

half-sister-in-law.

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.

Hectic And A Half

When Something Crazy Or Hectic Is Happening You Would Say That Was Hectic And A Half, Hectic And A Half Is Used To Make It Sound More Hectic

Thomas And Lewis : Having An Argument
Rhys : That Was Hectic And A Half

Half flipping burger

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.

I’m a half flipping burger.

Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.

Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.