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The lovably pathetic father figure in the comic strip Foxtrot. He is 45 years old, a graduate of Willot college, works as a corporate slave for a man named JP Pembrook, is married to Andy Fox with whom he has 3 children, Peter, Paige and Jason. He is known to have a voracious appetite, a trait passed to Peter, and has been hinted to eat whole blocks of cheddar cheese in a single sitting, as well as matching his age in platefuls of food during Thanksgiving dinner. He is a favorite character of many Foxtrot fans for his (at times) Homer-esque lapses of judgement, including such antics as locking himself and Andy out of their house accidently during a snowstorm, flooding the entire main floor of the house while attempting to run the dishwasher, and being suckered into the "Willy Millions Rags-to-riches program", which turned out to be nothing more than an expensive TV scam.
Running gags involving Roger Fox include:
-Playing catch with Peter and getting knocked out with the ball.
-His insatiable hunger
-His rather poor skills at the game of golf
-Being completely inept at computer use
For these reasons and more, Roger Fox is my favorite character in the Foxtrot strip.
Something that is so stupid and/or lowbrow that only the Fox network would air it.
Wow, that show Moment of Truth really is Fox-Worthy.
Zack Fox: A successor to the man who ran to Thunder Bay, Terry Fox. He is a professional decathlete who can run with numerous world records in bench pressing, 100m sprint, and marathons. Famous quotes from this man include "Ronnie Coleman got nothing on me b****" and "My dream is nothing without the passion and commitment of a real man such as I"
His next upcoming world journey to Taipei from Thunder Bay in an all out sprint with no support crew and no refreshments in 10d:17h:10m:47s:101ms and no intention to stop for borders. As he reaches his goal in Taipei he will run to the "Bird's Nest" in Beijing and beat Usain Bolt's 100m record of 9.58s by an entire 2.98s.
He will return to train for his next venue, a 1 way trip around the world on foot at a private resort in the Bahamas scheduled in 2058 to commemorate Terry Fox's legacy and inspiration that he will carry on to the next generation, as a flaming torch of hope that cancer will be cured in the next generation.
Did you hear about Zack Fox?" "He's an unstoppable beast!!!
The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.
Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.
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Town with the only store that ALLOWS the policy of, "No shoes, No shirt, No problem"
While working at a local food place, we have MORE than once had to call the police on someone so drunk the we had to actually say, "Sir, please keep that zipped up." And you think I'm kidding...
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The littest town in all of PA. Home to the preppiest (and richest) of people. The scandals keep everything exciting. We’re much more than your average small town. Don’t fuck with us.
Bro have you heard about Fox Chapel?
Yeah, dude, I wish I lived there. It’s fucking lit!
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A retrovirus. A type of cytokine that causes heart cells to engage in apoptosis, simulating a heart attack.
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