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Street name for male love organ
Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
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The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.
To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."
To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"
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Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.
"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."
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The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
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The power over other people to get material items.
I got the gift of gab over that punk bitch.
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A gift for two is a massive double sided dildo.
damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.
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piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!
see gift
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