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That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.
ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?
it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...
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One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Proud to become a United States Citizen. , if you don't like it!? deal with it!
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The country every asshole in the world, both inside and outside, like to bitch and moan about. Constantly mocked by these same assholes for its highly religious population comparable to the rest of the world, as well as its obligation to protect every individual's right to own a firearm. Other unfunny joke material include the United States' healthcare system, which unlike other countries doesn't make you fucking wait for eternity to visit the doctor, and our no bullshit attitude towards terrorist threats.
This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job
An asshole, if the United States intervenes in a foreign conflict: "The United States shouldn't be policing the world!"
An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"
An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."
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Everyone with an IQ over 30: We need to end the United States
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States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
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A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
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America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom.
America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom. The United States owns.
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