If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."
When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs
After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.
The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick
David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date
you tongue fuck her butt hole and she fingers her butt then jacks you off as you're in the shower
"dude my girl gave me a provo thank you this morning"
after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.
thanks and you too