Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

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bike rack

a girl with an extreme camel toe

check out her bike rack under those pants brandon that shit could hold a tire

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bike cop

the police that patrol the city on bicycles.

If you have ever been to northampton massachusetts you know that they are all pricks.

dammit. here comes a fucking bike cop. what did i do now.

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bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

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nuns on bikes

A code phrase for when your thong is wedged so far up your ass at an extremely inconvenient time that you feel an overwhelming compulsion to yell "nuns on bikes!!!" at the top of your lungs to exert your frustration of not being able to fix this unpleasant situation immediately.

While sitting in church, I leaned over and whispered "nuns on bikes" to my sister with a pained expression on my face because I felt the need to describe my predicament in a succinct manner to relieve my stress before i yelled an obscenity during the sermon.

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Flying the bike

Giving anal while having her bend over like a bike with her arms extended outward. Using her wrists as revs.

We are really flying the bike tonight.

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E-bike

An E-bike is a bicycle with an electric motor (usually on the front or rear wheel, but sometimes built into the crank) and battery that assists the pedalling of ones legs, generally up hills. Many e-bikes also have throttles that can be twisted or pushed to ride the e-bike like a motorcycle without pedalling. E-bike throttles are usually used to flex on cyclists that cannot afford e-bikes who are going up hills, though this is usually a dick move. Places like Vancouver and California have a lot of e-bikes because the terrain is very hilly there.

Cyclist: pedalling hard uphill
E-biker: Passes by with virtually no effort and while winking says “Damn that hill must suck”
Cyclist: Pit maneuvers e-biker and beats the shit out of him/her

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