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open your mouth, lift your tongue... feel the thing holding ur tongue to ur mouth thats a tingue web. and YES it can be pierced!
Kaylie got her tongue web pierced.. so hot.
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When a Euro or Russian pornstar sticks out her tongue to take the cum shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn't brushed her tongue from the last 300 cumshots.
I was all ready to shoot my load over that porno scene, but then that pornstar stuck out her cum tongue.
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when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple.
last night i gave your mother a purple tongue, haha.
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What you get after drinking a decent amount of the malt beverage Sparks. Turns your tongue orangish-yellow.
Duder #1: I downed a 6 pack of sparks the other night and ended up with sparks tongue.
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It's means exactly what the word implies; you bite your tongue.
Usually this happens when you're talking to fast or while you're eating too quickly or something. It's hurts like a motherfucker, and the pain literally goes through your head. It's way worse when you bleed and then it swells it up, and whenever you brush the tip of your tongue against you're teeth, you could actually feel the cut.
girl 1--Shit, I just got a tongue bite from chewing my gum.
girl 2--Oh man, that sucks. I hate when that happens to me.
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When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.
You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.
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Tongue dimples if your a freak then you will most likely have tongue dimples
I’m a freak bc I have tongue dimples
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