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french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013


French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023


French Cheese Tosser

A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much

My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!

by not-a-trump-supporter February 19, 2022


French fromage booty

A nice butt on a woman, usually French.

"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"

by SDanger September 12, 2017


suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014


French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor March 30, 2014


french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

by annays February 7, 2022