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Someone who still goes to long john silvers
Oj Cwens is a fish head because he still goes to long john silvers.
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A bottom feeder, a tag along, a person riding on the coat tails of someone to get where they are trying to go. A person looking for a free ride, the easy way out. In some cases a mooch. A person looking for a meal ticket, and a Liar.
Suzie got an inheritance, shortly after Johnny started dating Suzie. Suzie spent a ton of money on Johnny buying new clothes, big screen tv's, a new truck for Johnny, and a beautiful condo for her and Johnny to live in. Johnny swore he loved her. Suzie put the truck in Johnny's name because she too loved Johnny. Suzie soon realized that all of her money had been spent. Johnny then broke up with Suzie, took the truck, the tv's, the clothes, and never looked back. Suzie is now broke, and broken hearted. Shame on Johnny, he was just "cat fishing".
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Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!
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fish juice is when you pee a little in your pants and wink at the same time
*girl walks by* guy 1: Ooooh! She's hot! guy 2: She makes me fish juice myself.
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A fish fucker is an incompetent county employee... prone laziness in all forms, a cunning back stabber but basically lacking real intelligence or character... and manages to shift the blame for his own bad actions and laziness to others..
Statement....John is a major fish-fucker, I can't believe all the shit that lazy bastard gets away with..as supervisor he let an employee steal $385,000 then claimed he wasn't responsible because he's not an accountant..and his administrative aid went to prison... while he bought a new house with proceeds from his fish fuckery..
Reply... What was he doing, while it all came down? Fucking a fish in the bathroom or was he doing a Richard Gere fish cakewith it?
Did the fish cum?
Answer..No the fish-fuckers dick is too small and flaccid to make anyone or thing cum, even himself
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Way better than sweet. Like the candy.
Kicks Royal Ass!
Dude that movie was sweetish fish.
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A build up of male and female fluids in a woman's vagina that has turned into a paste and smells.
Female: 'Its been ages since I've had sex'
Male: 'What is this fish paste then?'
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