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A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.
Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.
Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."
Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."
Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.
Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!
The token gay guy is a stereotype that features in comedy movies, most often chick flicks. He is usually sidekick to the female protagonist, offers fashion and relationship advice and goes shopping with her.
Girl: Do you think this is hot?
Token Gay Guy: Omigod darling, that is so fab.
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It's just the way to call people, no matter what they are guy or girl
Hey guys, you are better shut up
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An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.
Good Guy Greg: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.
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Any fictional character of African-American descent that has been inconsequently inserted into the plot a movie or TV show for the express purposes of creating an image of commercially safe, politically correct, and insipid racial harmony. In eras gone by the token black guys would be the first characters to be killed off. This phenomena of commercial cinema and television that would sacrifice the quality of their storytelling for the sake of attempting the impossible act of offending absolutely nobody, is succinctly satirized by the aptly named south park character, Token.
Token from south park, Charley in the TV show Friends.
Any black character in any movie that is neither the protagonist nor antagonist, is unimportant to the plot and does not significantly contribute to it, preferably dies before the end, usually does not end up with the girl. sometimes is the sidekick if the role is unimportant enough, and is very often comic relief (often in stereotype-enforcing manner).
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