Whats Up Dog

When you want to be hip so you ask your friend, whats up dog. If your friend is being a complete idiot or you don't have any friends you can go with a simple joke such as an example written below

You: Yo whats up dog
Friend: Nothin man just chilling
If you want someone to say what ups dog
You(point at a random object): Wait, I think that's up dog
Friend: What's up dog?
You: Not much man, what about you

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WHAT ME WORRY?

One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.

“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)

Omg what's the bfd

Oh My god what is the big fucking deal in a rude manner usually when your saying who cares

Dude1: Hey i had a sandwich earlier

Dude2: OMG what's the BFD

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

Then What About Thursday

A clandestine method of calling someone a twat in response to be slyly being called a cunt using the See You Next Tuesday method.

T: Then
W: What
A: About
T: Thursday

Them: See you next Tuesday.
Me: Then what about Thursday.

Them: touché

what’s my name?

used as a taunt while beating someone.

In
1967, boxer Muhammed Ali fought Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali ‘Cassius Clay’; as Ali pounded Terrell, Ali taunted ‘What’s
my name, fool? What’s my name?

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What kind of sorcery is this?

Used when you don't have a clue what you've just witnessed and when you appeal to a supernatural explanation, because you are too ignorant to be aware of the scientific explanation.

An example can be seen in the Sacha Baron Cohen's movie "The Dictator (2012)".

*after having a wank*
— What kind of sorcery is this?!

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