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no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!
boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!
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Term given to day shift workers by night shift workers
He finally became a day tripper after twenty years on the grave yard shift.
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(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.
(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.
"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"
>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."
"Good point."
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A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
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If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
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Palentine's Day is on February 13th, the other part of Valentine's Day & Galentine's Day, when you celebrate your love for your lady or guy friends! single or not.
Hey bro, my girl is celebrating Galentine's Day with her friends... want to through a Palentine's Day party of us and the rest of the crew?
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a term used to describe mexicans who stay on the streets to wait for people to offer them a day job, or, "day labor", usually to do a project and they are paid under the table.
We are short three men to build the house, go find three day labor.
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