Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

Hard Man

A man with an erection.

Louie will smash any guy that will step to him. Hes a real hard man.

Tickle-hard

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.

Say, uncle, do you wanna kiss my pee pee until You make it tickle-hard?

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

Hard chillen

It's when you chill really hard

I'm just hard chillen at home.

Chillin hard

When you'v gone past the point of chilling and going hard at chilling so therefore getting more chill which is a paradox

John: wag1 Alfie how are you?

Alfie: I'm chillin hard

(Alfie has consumed marijuana)

hard cuts

When you refuse to bring along anyone not 100% committed to social plans

Are they actually in for next Thursday or just playin? We're doing hard cuts.