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When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.
i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO
A person who is sexually attracted to persons who are going to “Prva Bosnjacka Gimnazija Sarajevo”
Person A: Hey I realised that every person I have ever liked goes to pbgs.
Person B: Oh than you must be Pbgs sexual.
Person A: Yes! I am definitely Pbgs sexual!
The sexuality of being straight except when it comes to an anime kin
Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay”
Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”
inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.
Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?
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One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.
Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.
A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.