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An inside the park home run is incest.
When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
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running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.
charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.
charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.
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The act of dragging your penis over someone's face
i want you to run a train on me
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Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
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I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I want to break the spell
That you've created
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I want to play the game
I want the friction
You will be
The death of me
Yeah, you will be
The death of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
I wanted freedom
But I'm restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'll never dream of breaking this fixation
You will squeeze the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
You will suck the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
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A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.
C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
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The only and realest version of Devil May Cry for the PS-Triple as declared by Chad Warden.
Buncha' niggas tryin' talk shit, sayin' that XBOX got dat game "Devil May Cry 4".
Chad Warden dun' give a fuck, aight?
Let dat nigga cry, aight?
Dat nigga be cryin' all the time, let that bitch go to the XBOX 360.
Nigga, let that shit go to the Wii. They used to crying, aight?
If ya'll niggas want a game fo' dat Triple, we got like "Devil May Run up on a Nigga".
Fuck dat shit, aight?
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